Baritone and Scone

In my head a vibraphone

Makes me drop a semitone

To find what I need

As I stick the reed

Back into my mouth

To pitch the melody

Just right for milady

(Out of shot)

And the other lot

Who came down south

For a scone with cream

And jam, while steam

Issues from my horn

Blowing a smooth ballad.

I'll have some salad

Later. When I'm done.

But for now I'm playing

For everyone and saying

Eat your scone

And listen to my

Baritone.

And please turn off

Your mobile 'phone ...

Just allow the sound

Vibrate and moan

A soulful drone.

You might enjoy the sonorous

Warmth of the saxophone's

Voice.

Rejoice ...

It's truly glorious

Is a baritone and scone.