I Awoke One Morning And Found Myself Famous

I Awoke One Morning And Found Myself Famous

Everywhere there was talk 

After the headline read: 

Does a wampyr walk 
Where others fear to tread?

I sighed:

"There would be no going back. 

The die has been cast."

Alas!

One cannot stop
The vox pop.

Like the dawn, I awoke
That sunny morn,
Before anyone spoke.
Before my first yawn ...

Famous!